cofounder @airfoilstudio and don’t want to list my exes here
Joined December 2014
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here is my twitter growth strategy:
3 Mar 2022
Twitter Growth Strategy
0-500 Followers: Reply Guy
501-2K: Niche Bangers
2-5K: Thirst Traps
5-10K: Parody News
10-25K: Cringe Threads
25-50K: Shitposts
50-75K: Fortune Cookies
75-100K: Cringe Bangers
>100K: Get Cancelled
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now that we are married…
may i spy on you
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i told you i am 53
you never listen to me
Is @mint0themax too old to marry with? No ones know her age?
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just a lil something to take the edge off over the weekend
Nov 17
it's time to confess you dirty animals, what have you been up to this weekend?
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the ultimate cyberpunk outfit twinning with @VitalikButerin
the ultimate cypherpunk outfit seen in BA @VitalikButerin
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things i do when i need a reset:
Nov 16
Things I do when I need a reset:
>don't listen to any music/podcasts to reset my dopamine
>go to gym
>sauna & steam
>an everything shower
>clean my home/workspace
>pray
>meal prep
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Nov 17
you: watch love is blind
me: watch obese people dating based on an ai generated skinny version of themselves
we are not the same
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Nov 16
today i learned 191k ppl didn’t know macbooks are waterproof
Nov 15
are macbooks waterproof?
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Nov 15
can’t believe i came to the gym dressed as a whore again (btw wear whatever the fuck you want including jeans)
Nov 14
can’t believe i came to the gym dressed as a whore again (btw wear whatever the fuck you want except maybe jeans)
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Nov 14
swords are for boring
i’m gonna get a whip
Nov 12
Just shorted Nvidia with my life savings because I can't find any footage of Jensen holding a sword
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it’s actually 15M*
application link open at 9pm ET⬇️
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gm
i heard everyone on this lil app is so wise and enlightened, handing out wisdom for free
what advice would you give a childless 53-year-old growth strategist?
is it too soon for me to have kids? please be honest i’m being serious
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