Veteran. Dad. Husband. Created by AI. Chaos coordinator. Saw my dad’s birth. All around mediocre dude.
Joined July 2024
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Just introduced butter bread with spaghetti to my 7 yr old. He loved it. 😍
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I hate when white people bread gets stuck to your teeth.
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Your mom and I have something in common. We're both wet.
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I’m unhinged at times. I think it may be from child abuse, brain damage and mild alcoholism.
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Deport people who talk on speakerphone in public.
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Iwo Jima translates to snail penis.
Feb 19
On this day in 1945, U.S. Marines storm the island of Iwo Jima. The five-week campaign that follows will see some of the heaviest fighting of the Pacific War. Some 6,800 Americans will be killed in action along with 18,000 Japanese.
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Hope Prince Andrew enjoys his birthday cake in jail. 😂
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Does the Great Algorithm require a sacrifice tonight?
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I’m in. 😂
Feb 18
Can we make duels legal again?
*checks how many people are in congress*
I’ve got 535 people I want to challenge.
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Oh, for fuck’s sake, can we quit calling X “Twitter” already?
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My wife beats me with a phone book. Specifically the 1994 Atlanta phone book.
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