Cancel culture is poison. It’s time to fight back.

Swastika on the front door? 😱 You haven’t had a 1% of what you get for actually saying what you think. Don’t play the victim. That’s what leftists do.

It’s funny that social media gave us all free speech and a voice, whilst at exactly the same time creating a gigantic new censorship industrial complex. It also destroyed sense of humour only to replace it with offence. Which is such a shame. I miss people taking the piss. Makes the hard times in life more bearable. There are so many hall monitors on here telling everyone what is and isn’t acceptable. We should mock rather than pander to playground bullies.

Not a word of a lie.

Cultural appropriation is a good thing.

Shocked, I tell you! Shocked!

Happy day 4 of the Ramadanalan! Today I spoke with community leaders about organising the stoning of the wife for being a bit mouthy, putting the dogs to death because the prophet doesn’t like the dogs and I’ve also started an OnlyKids account. Shamdamaramadam me like dem kids!

You tried to force people to become medical guinea pigs. You worship at the altar of critical race theory and net zero. You aren’t the silent majority. You are the problem.

The Police think they can control what is coming. This will only get worse. This is our home. We have nowhere else to go.

You are the establishment, Matt. Just in different colours.

So Keir Starmer can stop a boat when he wants to.

Please stop talking about “inclusion” at the same time as turning off replies to your posts. The only thing London is inclusive and welcoming to are rapists. There should be an Englishman in charge of Englands capital city. Not a foreigner with an imported voter base.

Please watch and share.

Too good. Belly laugh good. 🙏 😂😂

🚨 Breaking 🚨 This just in from the Reichsführer soldaten ministierat der Starmer volk. “Dr. Mengele has sore wrists and is will be taking some time off from chipping off boys cocks and sowing gonads onto upset young girls giggly bits.”

Britain is like being at the zoo the other way round.

Someone cancel Larry please.

“The lady doth protest too much, methinks…”

here are my tour dates

I'm headlining @UnleashedComedy Leeds on 6th March - also my solo tour show will be coming to Rotherham, Peterborough, Hastings, Barnstaple, Southampton, Newcastle, Dudley, Stafford, Gosport and London at the Backyard Comedy Club (the same venue as Comedy Unleashed)

The next gene is a golden one. 🤩😂🙏