Esq. “no child left behind” has made this app funny as hell.

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DAΠΤΞ’s IΠFΞΓΠΩ retweeted
his team tried to paint the narrative as him being “a protective older brother” too.. may you rest in piss Pat Bev
Patrick Beverley is accused of punching his sister in the eye and choking her for up to 30 seconds at a home in Texas, per @TMZ “…Beverley then seemingly scolded his sister before he ‘grabbed her by her neck with both hands, and picked her up off the ground, by having her feet come up from the floor.’ His sister claims his grasp on her neck made her feel pain and as if she was losing oxygen and unable to breathe ... which lasted between 20 and 30 seconds. The sister stated Beverley took her out of the bedroom by the neck and slammed her body against the walls of an open room area of the house. She claims Beverley then laid her on the sofa, stood on top of her and punched her ‘approximately one time on her left eye with a closed fist.’ The sister added Beverley made a comment that ‘he will be the family relative to kill her.’” (Via tmz.com/2025/11/18/patrick-b…)
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Lol I still got the receipts for people who tried to come after me when I said Pat was a scumbag for this shit. His PR team tried to play that big Brother protector role, but it never made sense since he was charged with assaulting the sister for engaging in a legal relationship
Patrick Beverley is accused of punching his sister in the eye and choking her for up to 30 seconds at a home in Texas, per @TMZ “…Beverley then seemingly scolded his sister before he ‘grabbed her by her neck with both hands, and picked her up off the ground, by having her feet come up from the floor.’ His sister claims his grasp on her neck made her feel pain and as if she was losing oxygen and unable to breathe ... which lasted between 20 and 30 seconds. The sister stated Beverley took her out of the bedroom by the neck and slammed her body against the walls of an open room area of the house. She claims Beverley then laid her on the sofa, stood on top of her and punched her ‘approximately one time on her left eye with a closed fist.’ The sister added Beverley made a comment that ‘he will be the family relative to kill her.’” (Via tmz.com/2025/11/18/patrick-b…)
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Replying to @DuaneRankin
When hali tore his Achilles in the finals the thunder took the ball and scored. D book is 100% on point here
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NEW scam just dropped Apparently up to 40% of air travelers on US - India flights ask for a wheelchair, so they dont have to walk through the airport
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When you see this in fast food joints in your own neighborhood, please don't hesitate or feel bad about calling ICE.
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BREAKING: DoorDash driver who was fired for sharing a video of a customer and falsely claiming she was sexually assaulted has been arrested and now faces felony charges. Livie Rose Henderson, instead of leaving the customer’s meal at the door as instructed, entered his home, found him asleep on the couch with his pants down, and recorded him. After posting the video all over the internet, she claimed she had been sexually assaulted and even filed a police report. The customer reported the incident, which led to an investigation and the deactivation of Henderson’s DoorDash account for violating privacy policies. Henderson now faces two felony charges: unlawful surveillance for amusement or profit, and unlawful dissemination of a surveillance image to sell or publish.
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Are we gonna just ignore this Pistons half time show? The OG’s going in #DetroitBasketball
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What if it came out one day that Druski is AI/AR and he doesn’t actually exist?🫨
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Dr. Anita Gould (56) was last seen leaving her home at Red Bird Ranch around 6:52am on November 10th in San Antonio, Texas. She was known to fly weekly between San Antonio and Atlanta for work, but she has not been seen since that morning. Please share. #MissingPerson
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UBER DRIVERS running from ICE...LOL
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Happy Veterans Day to Christopher Dorner 🇺🇸, we didn't forget you. Rest In Power 🙏🏾
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Worst throws of week 10 😭🔥
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Got invited to a restaurant called Jonathan’s recently and all I thought about was this comic the entire time.
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Dawg this crazy 😂😂😂
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Heater.
Listening to an AI 90’s New Jack Swing version of Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” and smh. It goes so hard.
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feel really bad for Christy Martin, who deserved for her story to be told. now her biopic doesn't really stand a chance, because of the unprofessionalism and lack of authentic effort to sell the film to potential viewers by its lead actress. the team promoting the film seemingly relied too heavily on Sydney Sweeney for visibility; most of us have no idea who else is actually starring in the movie.
‘Christy’ starring Sydney Sweeney opens to $1.3M at the domestic box office • Top 10 worst opening weekend ever for a film in over 2,000 theaters • ~$646 per-theater average
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